Issue 01 · June 2026 · Independent, reader-supported
Bathroom advice you’d actually trust a friend with.
Issue 01 publishes June 1. Fourteen reviews, guides, and comparisons — written, photographed, and tested by one editor who has actually installed each fixture. Free to read on the web. Free to print as a magazine.
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Where to start
Six pillars, organized by what you came here to do.

Best Toilets, by every budget.
Our top picks across one-piece, two-piece, compact, and ADA-height — with the cons every other site leaves out and the price-per-flush math no one else does.
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Buying Guide
How to choose. The eight specs that matter, demystified.
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Repair Guide
Clogs, leaks, wobble — and the running toilet you’ve ignored.
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Brand Guides
Kohler, TOTO, American Standard — what each is good at.
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Specialty
RV, composting, portable, upflush — bathrooms off the grid.
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Bidets, the fastest-growing category in American bathrooms.
Attachments, seats, combos, electric and non-electric — what’s worth $40 and what’s worth $3,000, honestly compared.
Browse →Editor’s note
We don’t run an affiliate machine. We run a publication that’s funded by an affiliate program. It’s a very different thing.
- 01Real author. Every article is signed by a real person — not a fake “review team.”
- 02Beyond Amazon. We link to Home Depot, Lowe’s, manufacturer direct — wherever the buyer actually wins.
- 03Honest pros and cons. Every recommendation includes the downsides. What doesn’t work. Who shouldn’t buy it.
- 04Open methodology. Our methodology page explains exactly how we evaluate.
- 05Corrections welcome. Spot something wrong? Tell us, we’ll fix it.
The first issue, in one PDF.
A 9-page printed companion to the website. Three feature spreads, eleven supporting articles, technical diagrams, QR codes back to every full review. Designed for A4. Set in Fraunces and Public Sans. Free to read, free to print.
- Articles
- 14
- Word count
- 34,300
- Pages (print)
- 9 A4
- Next issue
- Sept 2026
The best tall toilets for seniors: seven comfort-height picks we’d actually install.
The two inches between standard and ADA height that change how a 78-year-old uses a toilet. Eight models tested across three Florida bathrooms.
Best elongated toilets of 2026: the eight worth buying and the five worth skipping.
Thirteen elongated bowls tested, from the $189 Glacier Bay to the $1,400 TOTO Neorest. Ranked by flush strength, glaze quality, and how loud they are at 3 a.m.
How to fix a wobbly toilet: diagnose the real cause first.
A wobble is not one problem. It is at least four, and the fix is different for each. Diagnose before you reach for shims or a wax ring.
Read
Every article, by publish date.
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Best Tankless Toilets in 2026: 6 Picks + Plumbing Requirements
Best Tankless Toilets in 2026: 6 Picks + Plumbing Requirements
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How to Measure a Toilet Rough-In (5 Minutes, One Tape Measure)
How to Measure a Toilet Rough-In (5 Minutes, One Tape Measure)
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Kohler vs American Standard: Honest 2026 Brand Comparison
Kohler vs American Standard: Honest 2026 Brand Comparison
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How to Fix a Wobbly Toilet (Diagnose the Real Cause First)
How to Fix a Wobbly Toilet (Diagnose the Real Cause First)
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The Best Bidet Toilet Seats in 2026: 8 Retrofit Picks From $39 to $1,500
The Best Bidet Toilet Seats in 2026: 8 Retrofit Picks From $39 to $1,500
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How to Install a Toilet: A Step-by-Step Guide That Actually Works
How to Install a Toilet — A Step-by-Step Guide That Actually Works
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The Best Elongated Toilets in 2026: 8 Oval-Bowl Picks Worth the Extra 2 Inches
The Best Elongated Toilets in 2026: 8 Oval-Bowl Picks Worth the Extra 2 Inches
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How to Unclog a Toilet: A Step-by-Step Guide for the Wet-Phone Emergency
How to Unclog a Toilet — A Step-by-Step Guide for the Wet-Phone Emergency
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The Best Tall Toilets for Seniors in 2026: 7 Comfort-Height Picks We’d Actually Install
The Best Tall Toilets for Seniors in 2026: 7 Comfort-Height Picks We’d Actually Install
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